Spinning Kickbox

Okay, I have two theories about this sign outside Stayton Fitness on 2nd Ave. The first one is ‘spinning kickbox’ is a class designed around the premise that one must spin constantly while kickboxing. The very thought of that makes me so dizzy I want to… um, think about something else.

My other theory is they have spinning boxes, and the classes teach you various ways to kick them. I hope they’re sturdy spinning boxes.

Either way, it sounds interesting.

I suppose it’s possible these are, in fact, two separate classes. If that’s the case, maybe I’ll develop my two theories into actual classes and sell them to various gyms and fitness centers and make loads of money. I’ll be rich, rich I tell you!