Leaf Me Alone
Hey, a leaf. All by itself. On the ground. In this photo. Because it fell down. The leaf, not the photo. The photo’s digital, so it can’t technically fall anywhere. I suppose I could drop my camera with the photo on the memory card, but I’m not going to do that. I could drop the memory card itself, but again, that seems like a bad idea. I could drop my computer… no, wait. Everyone else can drop their computers, or their monitors, or their phones, or tablets, or whatever. Or you could print out the photo and drop that. Just leave me out of it. I took the darned picture, so I think I’ve done enough.