I spotted this rather large mound of something or other a few days ago along E. Santiam St. It looks like sawdust to me, but honestly, I have no idea what it is. It’s pretty big, though, so I hereby dub thee Stayton Mountain. Adventurers will come from far and wide to scale its towering cliffs and treacherous terrain to reach its summit. Locals will become guides. A booming tourist trade is about to begin.
If it’s still there, that is. And if the owner of the land is cool with it. I get a percentage of all proceeds, because I named it.