Someone around town is definitely on Santa’s naughty list. I went by this house on Regis St., right by where it intersects with Gardner St., yesterday. In case you can’t read it, I’ve included a closeup at right, plus here is the text:
Please return our O of U grill cover. It is my husband’s Christmas present!
If you are the person who stole it, put it back. If you know someone who suddenly has a new University of Oregon grill cover, make them return it. Seriously, what a stupid thing to do. Whomever the Grinch may be, I hope you can have some Christmas spirit and make things right. If anyone has a spare U of U grill cover — toss it to the people in the house, eh? That would be awesome. They have their yard all decked out for Christmas, and someone has to go and be a jerk. I hope someone can do something.
Also, to the person in the black Acura who ran me and my scooter off the road yesterday just so they could get to the bottom of the hill faster yesterday — you didn’t gain anything, because we were both stuck at the bottom of the hill together, waiting for cars to pass. I darn near fell over because of you. I know I was going slowly, but I had an unexpected but necessary heavy load and it was rainy and windy, and didn’t have a choice. Please, have a little compassion and patience, especially during the holiday season. Thank you.